Saturday, April 01, 2006

Because Drizz Told Me To

Things are still going great. I'm really not sure what the fuss is with some people, because every time I sit down to play 3/6, it's like some creepy old dude keeps slipping $100 bills in my thong. I added up the totals for the month and I'm $19,202 ahead, if you count the $4,182 I got in bonuses.

Some people out there keep accusing me of lying but I just don't get it. It must be that cranky bitch Felicia who's pretending to be all of them. They keep saying that my math is wrong, that there's no possible way I can make that much money at 3/6 playing as few hours as I do. But what can I say, every month I seem to win more and more. I think they're all just inbred like Felicia.

I continue to play 3/6 and just play as rocklike as possible, though I have found of late I am actually having more success by calling more and raising less. I have been calling with AK and AQ in early position, and dropping them if I miss.

I think people just don't understand what it takes to be a pro. Just play like a rock and stick to 3/6 and you'll be living the high life like Pat and I. Every month since I turned pro has been better than the one before it!

11 comments:

danny said...

hi i see you have a poker blog. i have a blog, not really about poker though i might occasionally have some poker stuff. my blog is really good, and i am a top poker player, i used to play as thebruiser500. out of respect to my greatness in poker please link to my blog from your blog, thanks danny. clambunny@gmail.com

ijustmadethisaccountsoicouldcommentotherblogs said...

Real nice. I think the "pose as your favorite blogger deal" was supposed to be good natured fun. Congratulations on turning into a mean spirited bashing of someone who has probably never done anything to hurt you. What a damn shame, I really enjoy your writing, and thought you had a bit more class than this... At least you'll be more popular with the in crowd.

Felicia :) said...

LOL, parody of the year!

Drizztdj said...

Well penned sir :)

Mourn said...

Very nice man, much more effective than tilting with her in comments.

CJ said...

Great stuff!!!!!

Wes said...

Best parody ever!

jjok said...

I fired 2 people at the movie theatre and then I took off my clothes......all after netting a nice little $1700 playing 30 minutes of $3/$6

......my favorite one yet.

Shelly said...

LMFAO! Fantastic :)

Chad said...

Damn it, this is who I wanted to parody. Yar!

Good show, though. Well fucking done. =]

peacecorn said...

heeeelarious!